What a mess. Last night this was the exchange on the local news station:
Meteorologist: Well, looks like we will have some flurries tomorrow! Nothing too bad, but maybe some pretty snowflakes!
Anchor Chick: Oh, ho, ho…snow flurries!
Anchor Dude: Kids! Get ready for some snow!!
Meteorologist: Oh, well…No, we won’t have enough snow to close schools. Sorry kids. Just some flurries. No big deal…hahaha!
Um, meteorologist dude? You really need a refresher course. First of all, the crazy ice storm we were supposed to get Sunday didn’t happen, and now the non-event we were supposed to have today has turned into a sleet-filled (not snow, buddy) mess.
Dallas? You have WAY too many bridges, overpasses and ramps.
Sand trucks? Get to work!! You are really behind, folks!